Zombie Diana Fanfic

Is Princess Diana doomed to walk the earth forever, until her memory melts into mythology and two millennia down the road our distant descendants will class her as a handmaiden to Marilyn Monroe?

What is this doing on the cover of Newsweek? Why doesn't Tina Brown team up with Kevin Killian (the first playwright I saw using celebrities essentially as fanfic characters) so we can put this back on off-Broadway where it belongs?

http://jezebel.com/5816206/undead-princess-diana-strolls-with-kate-middleton-on-ridiculous-newsweek-cover